Freshers Video
Due to popular demand, here is the video made for the freshers.
Here are the answers to a few questions we anticipate you might have once you have viewed this epic;
1. Yes, Will and Johnny really were caught by surprise in the garden. The fact that they appeared so natural and prepared in front of the camera is a mere coicidence.
2. No, Nick isn't a magician and no, he can't turn money into beer without recourse to a bar.
3. Dan, on the other hand, IS a magician. And yes, he can teleport.
4. Yes, Laura and Francine ALWAYS dress like that.
5. Apparently the "sleeping beauty" doesn't work. So Sam tells us......
6. Yes, Johnny's eyebrows are surprisingly athletic and beautifully ascend his forehead with the grace and delicacy of gymnasts. Really hairy gymnasts.
7. Indeed, Sarah-Ann did take a football to the face on your behalf. You just don't know how lucky you are.
8. No, of course Toni didn't miscarry seven, beautiful aryan children. It was at least twelve.
9. Andy catches a teabag in his mouth. I have no idea why.
I hope that was helpful.
1. Yes, Will and Johnny really were caught by surprise in the garden. The fact that they appeared so natural and prepared in front of the camera is a mere coicidence.
2. No, Nick isn't a magician and no, he can't turn money into beer without recourse to a bar.
3. Dan, on the other hand, IS a magician. And yes, he can teleport.
4. Yes, Laura and Francine ALWAYS dress like that.
5. Apparently the "sleeping beauty" doesn't work. So Sam tells us......
6. Yes, Johnny's eyebrows are surprisingly athletic and beautifully ascend his forehead with the grace and delicacy of gymnasts. Really hairy gymnasts.
7. Indeed, Sarah-Ann did take a football to the face on your behalf. You just don't know how lucky you are.
8. No, of course Toni didn't miscarry seven, beautiful aryan children. It was at least twelve.
9. Andy catches a teabag in his mouth. I have no idea why.
I hope that was helpful.
